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How to rape a piano?

the kind tip / invitation bodenkundler visited on Friday concert performance prominent expert on rape grand pianos in a particularly perverse forms. It was he Hans Raecke and ever since the GDR youth known as a master of avant-garde music.
However, what I heard saw the other day, music can not be named: it - performance, cabaret and one-man show in one bottle.


To begin with - how to prepare the piano to the gimp-session?

seen, unfortunately, almost no, but every note we need a different approach. Somewhere to hang a clip on the string, somewhere between an eraser stick or clog screw somewhere pinch a pin in a specially chosen location. Robust design has put a brick on the frame ... Also stock up on tools of sound production: hammers ropes, scrapers, and - the masterpiece - the brushes to clean the toilets. Well, not as a bow across the strings led, in fact!
It is a leisurely and thoughtful:

these things photo (c) bodenkundler

these things photo (c) bodenkundler

Ale Well May is the hour nadhnennya!

But preparations are finished and - we polegonku:

Generally it is - a musical composition of poems of Heine, but poor Henry is spinning in his grave, that your spindle of the sewing machine: the text now and then there are some of Angela Merkel, Oskar Lafontaine, and even Cardinal Ratzinger, known to the people under the name "Benedict XVI".
So - Tremble, a grand piano!

AND in general, are not you here, okay? "

these things photo (c) bodenkundler
But the piano, I must tell you - a tool preskolzky proud: yet trahnesh not resound. So much prilyazhem on top of him,

these things photo (c) bodenkundler
and string it under you and myself razdvinet. Well, sho, words rush?

And there is also such a position in Kama Sutra "School" Nikolaev: come back with the rear

All the fingers on you rubbed, Balalaev fucking!

But you, dear listeners - of a dead donkey ears ears from here on the spot skinned marzipan pig. Help yourself, my dear, the music be heard!


Facit.
Royal groaned and grunted, uttering obscene Sounds: Listen to soundtrack any gimp-porn, it will be very close. Just do not forget to read under it aloud with expression, "the northern wilderness stands alone on a mountain top pine ".
Maestro laid out in full, and even rubbed his fingers into the blood, so that by the end of the piano keys were covered in blood.
And the public - oshizevala.